THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!! It’s called Second Beam, and I’m not a shrub! I’m an actual person, but I don’t have any lines. It’s because I’m a freshman, and upper classmen have first priority. I am, however, going to be a narrator for other monolouges and short plays. I will also work as a techie. I really don’t know where he got this shrub idea from. I can honestly say that I’m offended.
Melanie, fathers are just not informed. Mellow out and SMILE. Luv Ya Grandpa
“I’m not a shrub! I’m a real boy!”
-Pinocchio