It’s Sunday and all is well. I texted w/ all 3 kids today and got a ration of shit from all of ’em.
I asked Melanie for the phone of a mutual friend and it took her 14 hours to finally send it… she was like “yes I have it, why?” “do you mean so and so?” “oh, so do you want the number?”… Really Melanie? YES I WANT THE DAMN NUMBER YOU SMART ASS! 🙂
I asked Nicholas when he was coming home (he was at a Boy Scout function in Phoenix AZ) and he’s like “you text like yoda” and “it is my drivers license we seek, yes” and he spend an hour giving me crap about how I texted and FINALLY after he was probably half way home he finally tells me when he’s arriving.
I texted Heather to ask a question and she was like “who is this”… so I’m thinking the number was wrong and I say your dad? and she gives me shit about having a “dad” but not a “dad?”… and finally the smart ass admits that it really ISN’T Heather but a stranger who killed her and stole her phone.
REALLY?
But I love all of you! I spent the morning laughing my ass off. Tira was all like “what’s wrong?”, “what’s so funny”… I told her “nothing”, “nothing at all”, “I’m fine”.   🙂
Thanks guys! Happy Sunday Everyone.
-scott